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Unfiltered Satire is an independent studio in the Florida Keys. It makes satirical news and unserious sports coverage, in that order, on purpose.
A newspaper that shouldn't exist, read aloud by people who shouldn't have a microphone. Front page, middle page, back page. News, tech, and sports, no politics, run through an editorial process built entirely out of bad instincts.
The man behind the desk, out from behind the desk. In-person sports and travel coverage, daily hot takes with a defensibility rating of zero, and impressions nobody requested. Posted daily. Occasionally regretted.